Sunday, July 21, 2013

A Collection of Incorrect But Well Loved Names

Some of the names I came up with while brainstorming the name of my new blog:

The Secret Thoughts of an Open Eye
It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want to
Mostly Comprised of Meat/Semen/Love
Lets Get Naked: the Private Thoughts of a Madman
Beyond Belief
Heart Cries and Earth Shakes from the Center of All
Blowing Thought Bubbles in the Milky Way
Fuck you, I'm Napping: the Erotic Ramblings of a Crotchety 94 Year Old Man Trapped in a 13 Year Old's Body
An Erotic Tea Party With Giraffes
The Quark and the Ovum
Drunk on Starshine
Anteater Cunnilingus
Dysgraphic Discursives
Exegesis on Crackers
Too Much Different Stuff to Give a Catchy Title: a Straight Rendition of Facts
Batshit Insane: My Mind
Really Big: Ponderings on the Universe
The Universe is a Big Playful Puppy: Discoveries and Thoughts
I Don't Know What This is but I'll Call it Love
Stick Figure Porn
Death Sex Humor
God the Moth
Nothing but Beauty
The Truth is Pornographic


They weren't the correct names for the job, but I'll keep them at the ready, in case I find a good place for them. If you use them, give me props. Maybe someday I can get a dream job naming things.


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