I would work there

"Hey man, wanna go to the inconvenience store and pick up some beers?"

"Eh. Not really."

"Why not?"

"It's just so far away. And you have to climb those damn library ladders to get to the top shelves. And the fucking store clerk always makes you answer riddles before he'll tell you where anything is."

"Yeah, but he's always got the best stuff."

"Sigh. Alright. Let me go get my hiking boots and flashlight."